London Onion  (1946)  Kurt Schwitters
 

     I

               LONDON
               Ell Ou enn De Ou enn.
               Ell
               Ell Ou
               Ell ou enn
               Ell ou enn enn
               Ell ou enn enn
               Ell ou enn enn
               Ell ou enn enn
               De ou enn
               Ou enn
               enn
               enn enn
               Ell Ou enn De Ou enn
               enn Ou Ell enn Ou De
               Ou Ell
               Ou De
               Ou Ell
               Ou De
               Wra.
               Ou De
               Wra
               Ou Ell
               Tackelamit
               Wra
               London
               Wra

     II

               Onion
               Opinion
               Zegoday
               Onion
               Opinion
               Zegodayda
               Onion
               Opinion
               Zegodaydatoo
               Zegodaydataa
               Onion
               Opinion
               Zegodaydatuu
               Zegodaydatau
               Too taa
               Tuu taa
               Too taa
               Tuu taa
               Zegodaytatuutaa
               Prrrr!
               Tootagrö.
               Te tear
               U uncle
               Agrrö
               Tootagrö
               Tootagrö mesens
               Tootagrö mesans
               Tootagrö tear
               Tootagrö tear mesens
               Tootagrö tear mesans
               Tootagrö uncle
               Tootagrö uncle agrö
               Prrrr!
               Haw item King
               C Charley
               D Dog
               L Love
               L London
               Love London
               I Love
               Dog Charley
               I Dog
               Dog Love
               I Dog Love London Charley.
               Onion
               Opinion
               Ell Ou Enn De Enn Enn
               Ell Ou Enn De Enn Enn
               Ell Ou Enn De Err Err
               Ell Ou Enn De Err Err
               De Ou enn
               De Ou enn
               Ou enn
               enn.
               Prrrr.
               What is yor verdict?
               Verdict A
               Verdict Be
               Verdict A
               Verdict Be
               Ell.
               Oh, my sweetest Toots,
               I don´t care two hoots,
               When I clap and clap
               My trap on your trap!
               Ell Oh enn De Oh enn.
               Zegodayda!
               Zegodayda!
               Zegodayda!!!

               Just in the middle or her knee
               There I observed the fact that she,
               Possessed a little reddisch mole
               It was alone, just one sole.

               And even if there had, may be,
               Been two, which were just on her knee,
               Just in the middle would be one
                (In fact is does)
               A fact that I would deg you to discuss.

               Be ll arr Aa enn
               Bee
               Bee Aa
               Bee Aa ar
               Be Aa arr arr
               Be Aa arr arr
               Be Aa arr arr
               Be Aa arr arr
               Ell Oh enn enn
               Ell Oh enn enn
               Ell Oh enn enn
               Ell Oh enn enn
               De Ou enn
               Arr Aa enn
               Beran
               London
               Teckalamit.